break-my-smile:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

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crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via distraction)

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communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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