kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
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illkim:

Me bending over to pick up my pencil

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me: halloween is coming soon
mom: it's july
me:
me: halloween is coming soon
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"If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place."

Nora Roberts  (via coyotegold)

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xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

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